So you’ve done it. You have tossed your keys in the bowl. Now to recall fast, the rules of the neighbourhood swinger’s party. Starting with the most important –   know how to get the hell out of there.

One can only imagine the pressure of the right take-a-plate at such a do! An artfully arranged platter of Devils on Horseback feels right…. right? Or be a total tease and substitute the prunes for a lovely salty aphrodisiac like freshly shucked oysters. Rename them Angels on Horseback so you look like you totally belong. Whatever floats your boat. Good luck swingers!

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Devils on Horseback 

(via Martha Stewart)

Ingredients

  • 8 slices bacon, cut into thirds
  • 24 prunes, pitted (or shucked oysters ;))

Method

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

Line a large rimmed baking sheet with foil. Wrap bacon pieces around prunes and secure with toothpicks.

Bake on sheet until bacon is browned, about 14 minutes, flipping halfway through.

Serve warm.